Quote & Joke

Sent in from Marj Dixon

From Mick’s Bag with Mick McGlone

That time of the year …….
1. Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on;
2. There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google;
3. As you pass this little church, be sure to plan a visit, so when at last you’re carried in God won’t ask “Who is it?”
4. Can’t sleep? Don’t count sheep, talk to the shepherd;
5. Let us help you study for yur final exams and a final one;
6. Over 2000 years old and still under the maker’s guarantee.

WRAAF Badge interpretation 2012



Important information for all those over 50 years unless you want younger people to regard you as over the hill!  Since more and more seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you or your nearest & dearest qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.


Please pass this on to the next generation so they can understand your texts. (source Brisbane Branch Newsletter Sep 2012)


ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
 BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
 BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
 CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can’t get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Centre
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
 FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
 FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Got to Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
 IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
 LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
 LOL: Living On Lipitor (Cholesterol busting statin)
 OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
 OSW: Oops! Sorry…Wind.
 ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
 CYTL: Can You Talk Louder?
 WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WRAAF Badge interpretation 2012


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WRAAF Badge interpretation 2012