Quote & Joke
Sent in from Marj Dixon
From Mick’s Bag with Mick McGlone
That time of the year …….
1. Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on;
2. There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google;
3. As you pass this little church, be sure to plan a visit, so when at last you’re carried in God won’t ask “Who is it?”
4. Can’t sleep? Don’t count sheep, talk to the shepherd;
5. Let us help you study for yur final exams and a final one;
6. Over 2000 years old and still under the maker’s guarantee.
Important information for all those over 50 years unless you want younger people to regard you as over the hill! Since more and more seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you or your nearest & dearest qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
Please pass this on to the next generation so they can understand your texts. (source Brisbane Branch Newsletter Sep 2012)
ATD: | At The Doctor’s |
BFF: | Best Friend Fainted |
BTW: | Bring The Wheelchair |
BYOT: | Bring Your Own Teeth |
CBM: | Covered By Medicare |
CGU: | Can’t get up |
CUATSC: | See You At The Senior Centre |
FWB: | Friend With Beta Blockers |
FWIW: | Forgot Where I Was |
FYI: | Found Your Insulin |
GGPBL: | Got to Go Pacemaker Battery Low! |
GHA: | Got Heartburn Again |
IMHO: | Is My Hearing-Aid On? |
LMDO: | Laughing My Dentures Out |
LOL: | Living On Lipitor (Cholesterol busting statin) |
OMMR: | On My Massage Recliner |
OSW: | Oops! Sorry…Wind. |
ROFL… CGU: | Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up |
CYTL: | Can You Talk Louder? |
WAITT: | Who Am I Talking To? |
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